Sods law

Really Mr Universe? 

Dear diary, 

I've noticed something about my time to money ratio...
Whenever I have the money to go out with my friends and spend on lunches and movies and bla bla bla, I have a significantly low amount of time on my hands. However, when I have barely any money to name, I have an abundance of time and all of my friends are making wonderful plans, with I can't go to any of because, yeah you guessed it, I have no money -_- 

And yes 'First world problems' and all that shit, but bloody hell does it get annoying! Especially when I'm missing peoples birthdays because I can't afford it, THAT is the worst. All I need is lots of money, all the time and nothing to do all day every day.....Is that too much to ask? :S